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    World's Shortest Fairytale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

    The girl said, "NO!"

    And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    THE END

    OH and did i mention snowmobiling.............alot

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    I love short stories
    Rot.
    H20Xing is more twice as badass as the second most badass thing in the world.
    Heaven is a chocolate train with a monkey conductor who farts lollipops!

    Founder of ROTS. POSSE

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    • #3
      Can You Come To My House And Read Me That Story After You Tuck Me In?

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      • #4
        hmm that gives me an idea, pssssh who needs marriage

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        • #5
          Now that is funny!!!

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          • #6
            Hey Kevin,

            Thanks for reminding me how happy I was .....

            In honor of that wonderful story .....I just Opened a beer, Pee'd in the toilet (seat already up), Farted (Twice), Fire'd up the TCat, Poped another beer, sat in my recliner and stuck a porno in the DVD player.



            Life's good

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            • #7
              The problem being men are so stupid that they continue to ask other women that very same question.

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              • #8
                Nahh- It's not that you are stupid... you guys just ask the wrong ones. Let me tell ya though - you fall into that toilet once - you'll put the seat down from then on too!

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