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  • Voted best short joke of the year

    For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
    father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
    is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
    afford it."
    The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front
    door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
    Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night
    and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell
    you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm
    staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike."
    - Riding in honor and in memory of those we love!

  • #2
    Smart kid ......
    Last edited by 01xcgirl; 03-29-2006, 09:36 PM. Reason: screwed up
    It's who we are ..... It's what we do !!!!


    • #3
      Nice, Never listen when they say that!
      "If ya can't fix it, get a hammer. If a hammer won't fix it, get a pry bar. If a pry bar won't fix it, get a bigger hammer. If the bigger hammer doesn't fix it. It belongs there."


      • #4
        i hope that never happened to any of us as little kids