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A fairy tale for every little girl....

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  • A fairy tale for every little girl....

    Once upon a time,
    in a land far away,
    a beautiful, independent,
    self-assured princess
    happened upon a frog as she sat,
    contemplating ecological issues
    on the shores of an unpolluted pond
    in a verdant meadow near her castle.
    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
    and said: Elegant Lady,
    I was once a handsome prince,
    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
    One kiss from you, however,
    and I will turn back
    into the dapper, young prince that I am
    and then, my sweet, we can marry
    and set up housekeeping in your castle
    with my mother,
    where you can prepare my meals,
    clean my clothes, bear my children,
    and forever
    feel grateful and happy doing so.


    That night,
    as the princess dined sumptuously
    on lightly sautéed frog legs
    seasoned in a white wine
    and onion cream sauce,
    she chuckled and thought to herself:


    I don't f*cking think so

  • #2
    That poor frog! He only wanted to live the dream like every other male out there. Do ya see a pattern. "A witch turned hi to a frog" (female) and then a princess ate him! Whats up with that! Poor kermit!
    "If ya can't fix it, get a hammer. If a hammer won't fix it, get a pry bar. If a pry bar won't fix it, get a bigger hammer. If the bigger hammer doesn't fix it. It belongs there."


    • #3
      I didn't see no other way for that story to end but the way that it did !!! lol
      It's who we are ..... It's what we do !!!!


      • #4
        What a savage. At least the frog tried.
        This is just MY opinion and in no way reflects the opinion of SLEDFREAK, it's members or administrators. I reserve the right to trash anyone who leaves themself wide open to it. LOL!


        • #5

          doo you can do better then that