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A poem for the Lady Freaks.......

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  • A poem for the Lady Freaks.......

    I shave my legs,
    I sit down to pee.
    And I can justify any shopping spree.
    Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
    I can get a massage without getting a hard-on.
    I can balance the checkbook,
    I can pump my own gas.
    Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$.
    My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
    At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
    I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
    And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
    I never forget an important date.
    You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
    I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
    Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
    I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch.
    And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a b!tch!
    Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
    In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better!
    Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
    Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest !!!
    I don't have a problem, With expressing my feelings.
    I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
    DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .
    I am a WOMAN.

    Get it? you D!CK!?!

  • #2

    Nice poem doo


    • #3
      suz-- the wife LOVED your poem . I think it is cute .
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