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    A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
    Using a bowl of lifesavers.
    The children began to say....





    Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

    "Well," the teacher said, "I'll Give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your Father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

    "Oh My God!!!! They're @ssholes!"

  • #2
    hahahah great joke
    here's another

    Hung Chow calls into work and says

    "Hey boss I not come to work today, I really sick, I got headache and my leg hurt, I no come work"

    The boss says

    "You know hung chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and say I need sex, that makes everything better for me and I go to work. you try it."

    2 hours later Chow calls in and says

    "Hey boss I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon."

    "Oh boss, you got nice house"


    • #3
      What do you call a 1 eyed deer?
      ans. no eyedeer
      what do you call a deer w/ no legs and no eyes?
      ans. still no eyedeer?
      what do you call a deer w/ no legs,no eyes , and no pecker?
      ans. still no f!?*^*n eyedeer
      H20Xing is more twice as badass as the second most badass thing in the world.
      Heaven is a chocolate train with a monkey conductor who farts lollipops!

      Founder of ROTS. POSSE